Webster - Log 17 B: A Skippers Lot - ARC 2013

We had a sea toilet all blocked up with goo,
and trying to clear it was quite a to do;
A hose was produced to blow but not suck,
or otherwise waits there a mouthful of muck!

So the loo it was pumped
and pumped yet some more;
And the pipe it was blown to create a furore;
Then out came the tank's contents with a rush and a gush,
out onto the deck and straight into my mush!

Please help me I cried,
as I wiped clear my eyes;
I meant to blow only but got a surprise;
As Carl pumped the loo handle I forgot not to suck;
and I uttered the words "Oh deary me,....deary me" (Like hell!)

So the moral of this story,
it is fair to assume;
Is not to put down there what has not been consumed;
Or some poor old Skipper, me this time, next you,
Will at some time or other get covered in Poo!!

.. and we have a water ration!

Charlie - Webster, Sit rep: floating in no wind in mid Atlantic