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Beltana II - Captain’s Blog 30.11.16



Having awoken to light winds but not the sound of an engine, Captain Jon felt such relief that he decided, he needed a day off and to entirely relinquish command.

Unsure upon what criteria to choose a replacement Captain, he followed the usual protocol and asked the first person he came across.  This had the dual advantage of pitting age against experience; with minimal confusion to the crew, with Caption John replacing Captain Jon.

Having an unruly crew to manage, I promptly checked the weather, which for the first time gave a favourable predication, and went to bed. 

Mr Romecke once relieved of command, seemed to discover a new lease on life, his line regularly singing, landed the biggest Mahi Mahi of the trip.  He cooked a second breakfast of Wahoo and a full flavoured chorizo pasta for lunch.  So elated with his efforts in the galley, he decided to douse himself in diesel whilst refilling the diesel tanks.  This was assumed by all as a rouse to strip off and soap himself up at the back of the boat. It should be noted for future crew that this is a common occurrence.

Mr Kemp having mastered the arts of sail repair, dodger repair and clearing the heads, commented that perhaps it was an oversight not to have prepared more vegetarian meals.  With blockages throughout the boat, and with wind in our sails, the washing up sink stopped draining.  2 hours later, the ever dexterous Mr Kemp, was able to fix the already perfectly functioning 1 way valve which had closed on the port tack.

 

Just on night fall, a distressed Mr Romecke was found desperately sorting through cupboards. After calming the newly appointed cabin boy down, we discovered he was in search of white wine.  To great despair it appears our supplies have been exhausted. 

 

As Captain, I decided an immediate review of starting provisions needed to be obtained.  It was hence revealed for an estimated journey of 18 days we had brought 18 bottles of white wine, 36 bottles of red and 240 cans of beer.

 

With this new information at hand, and in the event we entirely ran out of wine, I decided to review the abandon ship protocol.  The crew in full understanding of the seriousness of our situation listed off our individual roles and essential items to grab.

 

Captain John – Em medical kit, radio, GPS

Mr Romecke – ships papers, sat phone

Mr Cassan – EPIRB, deploy life raft painter

Mr Kemp – Water, Flares, Em Grab Bag

Mr O’Grady – The remaining 5kg of cheese, half round of stilton

 

To infinity and beyond


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