Day 12 - Avast Ye Landlovers.
It is the dastardly and fearsome crew of the Pirate Ship Hotsuff here and I have Good News!!!!!!!!!
We the crew have obtained our level one pirate badge (yay I hear you cry). To achieve such dizzying heights, we had to pass the following modules:
Sweaty - smashed it, Obnoxious - smashed it, Sweary (not me mum) - smashed it, and down right horrible. We can now call ourselves 'Puppy Pirates', but don't let this fool you.....we are proper scum!
So level two includes 'raping and pillaging', now this does cause a moral dilemma (and the chance of imprisonment). So, we have decided upon 'peeping' and 'knock door run' (I've only got flip flops so undoubtedly I will get caught). We feel this will honour the pirate cause without being banged up or flogged! I will update you when we get to call ourselves apprentice pirates.
Level three includes mutiny, and the plan is to do this an hour before we fly (don't tell Steve). Then onto full Pirate hood!!!!!
While we are on the subject, what's a Pirates favourite letter - RRRRRR.
What happens if you take the Pee out of a Pirate - he becomes irate!!!!
Anyway, I would like to wish my daughter Olivia (Dib Dobs) a wonderful 23rd birthday and wish Ian a speedy recovery.
Right well I have to go and eat a leg of some meat and drink from a flagon (well in our case, tomato soup and a part baked roll!). Have a wonderfully Piratey day all!
AAARRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH