Good Evening from the Lazy Fairy,
Action from start to finish of late,
Cheap red vino to think what might have been fate.
400 metres of line peeled and the bastard went deep,
full drag on - this bad boy was one we wanted to keep.
Fight had started and everyone knows Joe doesn't mind a scrap,
but the look on his face had all the markings that he might have just taken a crap.
Norm made the life jacket in to a harness and it was working well,
Mack slow the f***ing boat down, this was turning into a hard sell.
Slowly progress was being made but proving quite tough,
but it was getting closer and that was enough.
Looks like Mr Yellow Fin has seen the boat,
and my lord he was angry he was nearly afloat.
He went this way and that and tried to shake free,
The big fish finally got his wish,
manipulating the angle was the key.
The disappointment could be felt at the stern,
oh well f*** it, lets have a gin and not feel concerned.
Two lures down and the crew is not that happy,
tomorrow's another day with more fish in the sea.
Regards
Laissez-faire