Laissez-faire - The Back 9

Well here we are with 40 miles to go

Wind up, waves tossing us too and fro.

Who cares we didn't want it too easy,

just finished a cheeseboard, roast pork, easy peasy.

Will be nice to disembark I must say,

Lazy Fairy will seemingly fit right in in Rodney Bay.

Bikini comp apparently on wednesday night,

Joe and Rick will probably enter after a few Mt Gays poured right.

Norm and Mack busy talking tactics,

while the younger boys are just keen to go for a stable shower, shave and sh&t..

Looks like we're about to see land,

and at this stage we'd like to thank all our fans.

From the ones we left in Gran Canaria to the ones in NZ,

Thank you for following our journey, and don't worry we've been well fed.

Norm even got the word from HQ about his cheese intake,

c'mon Helen he's on holiday, give mr fix it a break…

also a happy birthday to mum and come what may

if it wasn't for you I wouldn't be here today.

Anyway Laissez you've done well

See you later Atlantic, you've been swell .

Yours Sincerely

Lazy Fairy