Excalibur - Excalibur - 2

Musings on an Atlantic crossing, 2

How to make tea at sea:

1. Pour water into kettle, over floor, down self and into boots
2. While kettle boils, drop teabags on floor and then in mug, and sprinkle sugar across worktop
3. Slosh 250ml scalding water down apron, and remaining 50ml into mug
4. Add milk, sniff tea, then sniff carton. Grimace
5. Tip 50% of finished tea over charts, important papers and any nearby electronics
6. Carefully balance mug on galley work surface for one second while grabbing biscuits
7. Bye-bye tea